Alright, I will admit it here and now. I am a germ-phobe. That's right. When I stand in a crowded room, confined in my pew at church, in direct line of fire of anyone with an ailment it's all I can think about.
If you are sick, I will shun you for the appropriate incubation period. If your kids are sick I might be ticked you invited us for a playdate. "Swine flu", "bird flu", "influenza", and "vomiting" are all intensely horrifying words to me.
This past week the unspeakable happened: I was infected. I don't know who infected me or what, but you are all suspects!!!
On that note, we stumbled on this absolutely hilarious video, and I'm only mad I didn't think of this...
