Crisis Averted

Thanks to my wonderful man-candy, I have a new camera!

I haven't taken tons of pictures yet, but here's one of us with Bentley, Chip, and Dale at Disneyland last week.

(on second thought, Jaime took this one!)

and a video of the boys dancing to Kikis fave, Paparazzi

(gotta love Rykie's thighs)

Cutting Edge

I have been struggling lately deciding what to do with my hair... its been in a bit of a slump! So naturally I turned to the two boys in the house with hair, and waxed cathartic as I trimmed their fro's.

Before

Kiki After

(I already miss his wispy ginger locks!! what have I done!)

J After

(All those clumps of hair on his shoulders aren't normally there... so thick at least)

As for me, I plan to wait for a while to figure out my dilemma before doing something permanent... I'll think I'll dye another day....

Bachelor

picture via Ali's dresser- you're a pal, Al!

Best lines of the show:

• "[Gia] has $1000 shoes and still empathizes with the natives. Its endearing." Yes, its really charming isn't it
• "This whole things has been a lot of 1st times for Vienna." 1st time washing her hair, 1st time leaving her Dad (I won't even go into their creepy relationship), 1st time sporting a creep negligee in front of an audience (oh wait, unless she's done another calendar for horn-dog college guys we don't know about)
• Vienna: "I'm falling in love with you". Jake: "I'm glad that you told me that"
• On the way to the Fantasy Suite, Jake: "I absolutely cannot wait to... watch our first sunrise together."

Also, I'm starting to feel sorry for the staff. What was the poor helicopter pilot supposed to do while they were on their Plantation Picnic? And the Pirate ship crew? Why do all the girls say they feel like they're "the only ones on the island" with a camera guy 2 ft away? Buzz kill, big time.

Additionally, I am very grateful ABC sprung for a scuba-cam during the Pirate date. I so loved watching Vienna and Jake swimming from underneath them.

Please kill me the next time they play "On the Wings of Love" via synthesizer. At least get acoustic guitar, violin, harp, anything!

Can I just say the whole "Fantasy Suite" thing is a bad idea. Gross, weird, very redundant by the third time! Jake asked Vienna to read the card, I thought, "Don't you have this memorized yet?" Please tell me it was different rooms....

I thought Jake knew how to dance?! He looked so awkward! I can honestly say the #1 reason I broke up with my first BYU boyfriend was because he danced like a gorilla. If that had been me instead of Gia, it would've been a deal breaker. "Sorry Jake, I'd like to leave immediately, please."

So relieved he picked Tenley... It has to be her, right? Vienna is a child. Not to mention a hick, who's probably inbred. Such deep stupidity must be due to mutations.

Lastly.... So glad Gia is finally gone! In case you missed it, please check out the faces she made Jake at their date. Almost as bad as his manly necklace.

That is all. Can't WAIT to see Michelle at next week's recap episode!!

Mmm Mmm Good

We love oatmeal...

and 5 minutes later, he's feeding himself

In addition, the last couple days he turned 6 months, and got a tooth. What a week!