picture via Ali's dresser- you're a pal, Al!
Best lines of the show:
- "[Gia] has $1000 shoes and still empathizes with the natives. Its endearing." Yes, its really charming isn't it
- "This whole things has been a lot of 1st times for Vienna." 1st time washing her hair, 1st time leaving her Dad (I won't even go into their creepy relationship), 1st time sporting a creep negligee in front of an audience (oh wait, unless she's done another calendar for horn-dog college guys we don't know about)
- Vienna: "I'm falling in love with you". Jake: "I'm glad that you told me that"
- On the way to the Fantasy Suite, Jake: "I absolutely cannot wait to... watch our first sunrise together."
Also, I'm starting to feel sorry for the staff. What was the poor helicopter pilot supposed to do while they were on their Plantation Picnic? And the Pirate ship crew? Why do all the girls say they feel like they're "the only ones on the island" with a camera guy 2 ft away? Buzz kill, big time.
Additionally, I am very grateful ABC sprung for a scuba-cam during the Pirate date. I so loved watching Vienna and Jake swimming from underneath them.
Please kill me the next time they play "On the Wings of Love" via synthesizer. At least get acoustic guitar, violin, harp, anything!
Can I just say the whole "Fantasy Suite" thing is a bad idea. Gross, weird, very redundant by the third time! Jake asked Vienna to read the card, I thought, "Don't you have this memorized yet?" Please tell me it was different rooms....
I thought Jake knew how to dance?! He looked so awkward! I can honestly say the #1 reason I broke up with my first BYU boyfriend was because he danced like a gorilla. If that had been me instead of Gia, it would've been a deal breaker. "Sorry Jake, I'd like to leave immediately, please."
So relieved he picked Tenley... It has to be her, right? Vienna is a child. Not to mention a hick, who's probably inbred. Such deep stupidity must be due to mutations.
Lastly.... So glad Gia is finally gone! In case you missed it, please check out the faces she made Jake at their date. Almost as bad as his manly necklace.
That is all. Can't WAIT to see Michelle at next week's recap episode!!
5 comments:
All I can say is ditto! Hahahaha
I've never really watched previous seasons of The Bachelor, but I have been sucked in this year! I can not stand Vienna, but I have a feeling he's going to choose her in the end. I think Tenley is really pretty, but her voice drives me nuts!
What's better an immature hick with bug eyes or an emotional mickie mouse?!?! It will be interesting to see what happens!
Are you talking about Jeff or Glenn? Glenn, right? Like the gorilla hitting the car?
so true! mom and i watched this episode and there definitely some ridiculous parts. The whole fantasy suite thing was weird. So was his dancing! that was definitely the most awkward part of the show.
I'm glad Gia left. She really wasn't all that smart.
See what you've done? I'm hooked on this tv trash too now.
love, kenzie
What the *^#($&???
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