Jared's 101!

The compromise is I (Paige) have to type it

1. I love Paige's middle name-- Marie (for all you who missed the last post)
2. I need two pillows to sleep comfortably
3. I hate sweating
4. I could eat nothing but chicken
5. If chicken wasn't availible, then cereal
6. In high school I had to read the comics and sports sections every morning before leaving
7. I successfully made the first clone mini-me (hint: my son)
8. I've loved the Lakers since I can remember
9. "The Office" is my favorite show
10. My favorite sports movie is "Remember the Titans"
11. The Bourne trilogy is my favorite too
12. I have asthma
13. It acted up when we were in Austria in a 1000 yr old house
14. My brother-in-law has asmtha too, so his inhaler helped me that night
15. I liked the Boxcar Children books growing up
16. My mom used to put us to bed at 7:30 so it was then I learned to like reading
17. I had a girlfriend in 6th grade I never actually did anything with
18. I never regretted having to take care of my brother with Down Syndrome
19. In Danville I am actually known as "Chad's brother"
20. I love my slippers
21. I enjoy organized clutter
22. I drive my wife crazy by leaving lots of drawers and cupboards open
23. I don't want to do this
24. I have always loved dogs
25. I called my mom "Mona" when I was a baby. Not sure why
26. As soon as I get my own house I'm buying a puppy (wife's sidenote-- "he wishes!")
27. I am 25
28. I'm addicted to espn.com
29. I have a million nicknames for my son: Squirms, Squirmy wormy, Skirm-Diddly-erm, Fat Boy, Mister, Nickanis, Crank-Yankers, Dude, Baby Boy, Swimper... the list goes on
30. I'm a Coug raised by a Ute
31. I can jump the wake when wakeboarding
32. I'm a bad speller
33. I have to "teach people a lesson" on the road
34. I got a ticket once when Paige was on the phone with her dad. It was when we first started dating. I was worried I made a bad impression
35. I proposed by a rock in the snow
36. I used to help my dad build a lot
37. I've had 4 dogs- Rocky, Mikey, Zak, and Callie (who is still living)
38. I named Zak after the Power Ranger
39. My dad bought the house we live in now because I said it was a dump
40. I drove a minivan in high school
41. I don't really care about cars
42. I'd rather spend money on a house
43. I can play "hard" on RockBand
44. I am excited RockBand II came out last week
45. Never broken a bone
46. I don't like cheese at all
47. My favorite band is Collective Soul.
48. I hate talking on the phone.
49. I work at a job where I'm on the phone all day
50. I don't like hypocrites
51. I finished college with a higher GPA than I did in high school
52. I once flipped off our trampoline into a wood pile.
53. At one point we had 3 cars in our back yard that didn't run
54. I have a Mexican twin named Baldimar. We found out while working together that we were born on the exact same day.
55. I love watching college football more than Pro, but Pro basketball more than college basketball.
56. I don't wear pink...EVER
57. I stick my tongue out when I do anything that requires focusing
58. Anytime I see a new cereal in a store I have to buy it
59. I got an ingrown toenail on my mission and had to have the whole nail removed
60. I now have half a toe nail on my left big toe.
61. Only once did I try to sneak into a movie and I got caught right away.
62. I used to keep my money stashed in my baseball card box.
63. I forgot about #62 and found it 5 years later and what nice surprise
64. I like making up noises that Nicholas tries to imitate
65. I wanted a boy and got it
66. I want a girl next
67. She will wear lots a pink
68. I learned how to drive like "Mater" to keep my cousins quiet in the back seat
69. I played baseball growing up but could never really hit.
70. I forbade Paige from telling me she loved me cause I knew it would freak her out when we first started dating
71. I tried to throw Paige off when I was going to propose and she almost broke up with me
72. I think I'm a good husband
73. I try to be a good dad
74. I never left the country before last summer
75. I have now been to Belgium, Germany, Holland, Austria, France, Switzerland, Italy, and Slovenia
76. I didn't mind not learning a language on my mission
77. I love women's gymnastics
78. I never win lotteries or games of chance
79. I sat courtside at a Warriors vs Timberwolves game and it was amazing
80. I miss BYU football home games
81. I used to torture my sister by putting pillows over her head and hitting the pillows. 82. As a kid my sister was my best friend for 6 days and a pain for 1 :)
83. I am fat cause my wife makes the best food
84. I was a baseball player 8 different time for Halloweeen
85. I can fix anything, at least I think I can
86. I bought a car on Craigslist but have never used Ebay
87. The only movies I've cried at were Old Yeller and Lion King
88. I ruined my uncles 17th b-day party by being born on his b-day
89. I like teaching my son to wrestle
90. Did I mention I don't like writing this
91. I once farted at a school assembly and blamed it on the kid next to me and I still feel bad to this day about it cause it was really loud :)
92. I have small hands
93. I joined fantasy sports for the first time this year
94. I have no appendix
95. When I have money it will go straight to a home theater system
96. My favorite number is 33, after my football number
97. I want 4 kids, but Paige wants more. We'll see
98. I was very shy until I was 13
99. I like to bike because it burns 600+ calories, and I get to wear a sweet get-up
100. I want to run a hospital someday
101. I finished this list!