Saving the World

My time off of work could not have come at a better time. With all my tests done (they went well btw and I'm satisfied with the scores) Nicholas and I have been sent on a mission. The world is in danger from the locust monsters and earth is about to be destroyed. Luckily for humanity Nicholas and I have joined the ranks of the Gears of War 2 (its our new game). We Gears are highly trained killing machines that will take out any creature that stands between us and survival. Nicholas and I have committed to this fight 100%. The only time we stop fighting are for naps and food. We fight day and night (well we sometimes stop at 730 for bedtime). Some don't feel that this war is necessary but Nicholas and I know that it is crucial to our survival. Paige thinks that chores and going on walks are more important but she clearly doesn't understand the gravity of the situation we are in. I don't want anyone else to worry because we Gears will handle this. We should have this fight over in no more than two weeks (as long as these naps don't get in the way). If anyone wants to send money or rations to help the cause, all will be accepted. Please make any food donations in the form of sugar, cheerios, or anything formula based. Thank you all for your support and we hope to come out victorious.